daily jokes in hindi 2022

जरुरत से ज्यादा भगवान को याद मत किया करो क्योंकि… किसी दिन भगवान ने याद कर लिया तो..?? लेने के देने पड़ जायेंगे ।

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आज के जमाने में सत्संग उसी संत का बढ़िया रहता है, जिसके पंडाल में गर्म पोहा, समोसा जलेबी और अदरक वाली चाय मिले। वरना ज्ञान तो अब ऑनलाइन उपलब्ध है ।

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जिस पुरुष ने आज के समय में बीवी, नौकरी और स्मार्टफोन के बीच में सामंजस्य बैठा लिया हो, वह पुरुष नहीं महापुरुष कहलाता है

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आज सबसे बड़ी कुर्बानी वह होती है, जब हम अपना फोन चार्जिंग से निकाल कर किसी और का फोन लगा दें ।

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आप कितने ही अच्छे काम कर लें, लेकिन लोग उसे ही याद करते हैं, जो उधार लेकर मरा हो ।

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आजकल माता-पिता को बस दो ही चिंताएं हैं… इंटरनेट पर उनका बेटा क्या डाउनलोड कर रहा है…. और… बेटी क्या अपलोड कर रही है ।

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जंगल में चरने गया बैल, दोस्तों के साथ पार्टी में बैठा पुरुष और ब्यूटी पार्लर में गयी महिला.. जल्दी वापस नहीं आते ।।

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